Gabriel

Well now, let’s talk about them 9mm ammo boxes, shall we? You know, the things you keep your bullets in. Gotta keep them bullets safe and sound, just like you keep your taters in the cellar. First off, why you even need a box for your 9mm bullets? I tell you why! You don’t want them rolling around like loose marbles, do ya? Nah, you want them all snug and organized, easy to grab when you need ‘em. Plus, a good box keeps them bullets from gettin’ all messed up….

Alright, let’s gab about this here 3-wheel personal thingamajig battery box, ya know, the one for scootin’ around. Don’t go thinkin’ this is some fancy talk, I’m just tellin’ it like it is. So, first off, what’s the big deal with this battery box? Well, it’s like the heart of that scooter thing. Without it, you ain’t goin’ nowhere. It holds all the juice, the power, makes the wheels turn and all that. It’s gotta be tough, ya know, strong enough to take a bump or two. Lord knows, I’ve…

Well, howdy there! Let’s jaw about this UW Stevens Point men’s basketball, y’know, the college fellas playin’ ball. Them Pointers, that’s what they call ’em, started off their season real good, beat Lakeland somethin’ fierce. 91 to 59, that ain’t no small potatoes, let me tell ya. That Cal Krohn fella, from Waukesha, he must be a real good shooter, or somethin’. Now, I ain’t know much ‘bout this basketball, but I hear they play a bunch of games. You can find their scores and when they playin’ next online,…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these young’uns playin’ that tennis game. Them boys, yeah, the ejchs tennis team boys, they been swingin’ them rackets like they’re beatin’ rugs! I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. Heard tell they been winnin’ a bunch. Seems like they beat that Alexander team, and them folks was supposed to be real good, somethin’ ’bout bein’ the top seed. Top seed? Sounds like somethin’ you plant in the ground, but I guess it means they’re supposed to be the best. Our boys showed ’em,…

Alright, let’s talk about this EC Glass girls’ tennis thing and that Tovia Car, whatever it is. I ain’t no fancy writer, mind you, just gonna tell it like it is, the way I see it. So, this EC Glass girls’ tennis, they’re a bunch of young’uns playing that there tennis game. You know, the one with the rackets and the fuzzy balls? Yeah, that one. They seem pretty good at it, from what I hear. Always winnin’ and whatnot. Heard they got some kinda history too, been around for…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about these 2024 softball transfers, ya hear? It’s like musical chairs but with bats and balls. Girls movin’ all over the place, team to team. Don’t rightly know why half of ’em do it, but it’s a big to-do, so let’s figure it out. Now, these sports fellas, they got their lists and rankings. Softball transfers, they call ’em. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They got this “formula” and all, tryin’ to figure out which team got the best pickin’s from the transfer pot. They…

Alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about them fancy football names, the Star Wars kind, you know? Like them fellas in the space movies with the laser swords and funny talkin’ robots. So, you got your fantasy football team, right? And you need a name that’ll make them other fellas in your league scratch their heads or maybe chuckle a bit. That’s where this Star Wars stuff comes in handy. Why Star Wars, you ask? Well, it’s popular, ain’t it? Everybody knows them Darth Vaders and Luke Skywalkers. Plus,…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here siue men’s basketball thing. I ain’t no expert, ya know, but I watched some games, and I can tell ya what I saw. It’s like watchin’ them young’uns runnin’ around in the yard, only they got a ball and hoops. First off, these boys, they run fast, real fast. Like chickens chasin’ after corn. They dribble that ball up and down, up and down. Sometimes they make it in the hoop, sometimes they don’t. It’s kinda like life, ain’t it? Sometimes you…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… 2024 Bowman Mega Box and that Sebastian Walcott fella’s auto card, the one they say is only one in 25 boxes. Now, I ain’t no fancy card expert or nothin’, but I hear folks are goin’ crazy for these things, so let me tell you what I reckon. First off, this Walcott kid, they say he’s a “prospect,” which I guess means he’s good at playing that baseball game. They got him in High-A, whatever that is. Sounds important, I guess. And this…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout that there Little Cypress-Mauriceville High School, yeah, the LCM Bears, back in ’96. That was a time, let me tell ya, a real time. Folks ’round here, they was all fired up ’bout them boys. See, down here in Southeast Texas, football ain’t just a game, it’s like… well, it’s like breathin’ air. Everybody and their grandma was out there cheerin’ for the Bears. And that ’96 team, they was somethin’ special, they was. The coach, he was tough as…