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Alright, let’s talk about this green rugby jersey thing, you know? I ain’t no expert, but I seen a thing or two. Folks wearin’ ’em, sellin’ ’em, makin’ a big fuss. First off, what’s the big deal with the green, huh? Seems like lots of teams like green. They say some South African team, Springboks or somethin’, they wear green and gold. Fancy blazers, too. Sounds like them city folks gettin’ all dressed up for a game. I reckon it’s gotta be important, all that green. Now, I heard tell…

Alright, let’s talk about them football goal thingies and the nets, you know, the ones the kids kick the ball into. I ain’t no expert, but I seen enough games and my grandkids playin’ in the yard to know a thing or two. First off, you gotta have a good goal. Them things come in all sorts of sizes, I tell ya. Some big, some small. My grandboy, he’s got this little one in the backyard, just right for him. But the ones them fellers on TV use, them’s huge!…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Sam Sulek fella and where he went to school. Ya know, kids these days, they go to all sorts of fancy places. I heard tell he’s some kinda big shot on the internet, all muscles and whatnot. Don’t know much about that myself, but I can surely tell ya what I pieced together from listenin’ to folks and readin’ some things here and there. So, first off, this Sam boy, he’s from Ohio, yeah, that’s right, Ohio. A place called Delaware, Ohio, to be…

Alright, so you wanna know about them CDG Tennis Classic Garmentory shoes, huh? I tell ya, these city folks got some fancy names for things. Sounds like somethin’ my grandson would wear, always spendin’ money on them fancy clothes. Well, from what I gather, these shoes, they’re made by some fancy company called Comme des Garçons. Never heard of ‘em myself, but I reckon they make some good stuff if people are payin’ so much for it. And they team up with Nike, now that’s a name I do know….

[Body] Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Jimmy Iovine. Folks are always pokin’ around, tryin’ to figure out how much money he’s got. You know, how much he’s worth. It’s like countin’ chickens before they hatch, if you ask me, but people do it all the same. Now, from what I hear, this Jimmy, he’s been around the music block a time or two. He ain’t no spring chicken, that’s for sure. He’s been producin’ music, doin’ business deals, and makin’ a name for himself for a good long while….

Hey there, you young folks! Let me tell ya somethin’ about these… uh… women’s rugby jerseys. Yeah, that’s right, women’s rugby jerseys. Don’t go lookin’ at me all funny now, I know a thing or two, even if I ain’t never played no rugby myself. First off, what is this “rugby” thing anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s a bunch of gals runnin’ around, smackin’ into each other, and tryin’ to get a funny-shaped ball across a line. Sounds kinda rough, if you ask me. But hey, to each…