Football

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… dynasty football double QB double flex settings. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t rocket science, ya know? It’s just football, like we watch on TV, but with more… fiddlin’ around with the players. So, first things first, what’s all this “double QB” fuss about? Well, in these leagues, you get to start two quarterbacks. Yep, two of them fellas throwin’ the ball around. Now, some leagues, they *make* you start two, and some, they just let you *choose* to. They call that “superflex,” which just…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Downers Grove North football, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy talk though, I just tell it like it is. First off, them boys at Downers Grove North High School, they play some football. Real football, not that sissy stuff you see sometimes. They got a team, the Trojans they call ‘em, and they been playin’ pretty good. I heard they won a bunch of games this year, like ten of ‘em, maybe lost two. That’s pretty…

Alright, so you wanna know about this David Covinella fella and his football, huh? Let me tell ya what I know, the way I know how to tell it. No fancy words, just plain talk. David Covinella, that young whippersnapper, he’s playin’ some football, I hear. Folks are sayin’ he’s got somethin’ special. He’s quick, like a rabbit in the cornfield. And shifty, too. Can’t hardly lay a hand on him, like tryin’ to catch smoke. They say he’s got somethin’ called ‘agility’, sounds like he’s real bendy and twisty…

[Body] Alright, so ya wanna know about this Corey Jackson fella, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, best as I can remember. It ain’t always easy for an old gal like me to keep all these youngins straight, but I’ll do my best. This here Corey Jackson, he’s one of them football players, ya see. Big fella, strong as an ox, I reckon. Now, from what I hear, this boy, Corey Jackson, he played a whole heap of football. They call it “defensive end,” whatever that means. Sounds…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Connor O’Neal fella and this UNLV football, ya know, the Rebels. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, and lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta fuss! First off, this Connor O’Neal, they say he’s a football player for UNLV. Now, I ain’t never seen him play myself, but them folks at the market, they say he’s somethin’ else. They got this website, somethin’ called ESPN, says he’s on the team roster. And another one, RecruitinNation, somethin’ like that,…

Alright, let’s talk about them Cleveland Browns football helmets, you know, the ones them fellas wear when they’re bangin’ into each other on that there field. First off, you gotta know, these helmets ain’t just for show. They’re hard as a rock, gotta be, to keep them boys’ heads safe. I seen some nasty hits, let me tell ya, and them helmets, they do their job. I reckon they’re made of some kinda fancy plastic, not like the buckets we used to use ’round the farm, that’s for sure. Now,…

Alright, let’s talk about them shoes, you know, the ones for the little tykes to play that indoor football game. Them kids, they run around like chickens with their heads cut off, so they need good shoes, ya hear? First off, you gotta think about the comfort. Them little feet, they ain’t tough like ours. They need shoes that feel good, like they ain’t even wearin’ nothin’ at all. You know, soft inside, but strong outside. Then there’s the grip. Them indoor floors, they can be slippery like a greased…

Alright, so you wanna know about them Cardinal Mooney Cardinals football, huh? 2023, that’s what you said. Well, lemme tell ya, I don’t know much about all that fancy football stuff, but I can tell ya what I heard and seen. Them Cardinals, they from Youngstown, Ohio. Mahoning County, they say. And that OHSAA Division IV, whatever that means, sounds important. They got a team, a football team, you know, the kind that runs around and throws the ball. Kids these days, always runnin’ and jumpin’. Back in my day,…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Canton South football. It ain’t somethin’ fancy, ya hear? It’s just boys smackin’ into each other on a field, tryin’ to get that ball across the line. Folks ’round here, they get all worked up about it. I remember when my grandson, little Mikey, played for them Canton South Wildcats. Bless his heart, he wasn’t the biggest fella, but he sure was scrappy. Reminded me of a banty rooster, all puffed up and ready to fight. He’d come home all bruised and…